The landscape of decentralized finance (DeFi) resembles a battlefield. In just a few months, $45 billion has evaporated, sweeping away the hopes sparked by Donald Trump's election in 2024. Amidst dashed hopes, technical errors, and secret accumulation strategies, Crypto is weathering a storm. How did we get here? A deep dive into the guts of a collapse that questions the very future of DeFi.