The crypto universe has never feared the absurd. But when blockchain gets entangled with biblical prophecies, even the most seasoned raise an eyebrow. On Polymarket, a decentralized predictive betting platform, a bold contract challenges the laws of the sacred: a 3% chance that Jesus Christ will return before the end of 2025. An unusual bet, certainly, but indicative of an era where decentralized finance embraces the most improbable mythologies.